Le Requin Perturbé

Hello!

I don't know what my name is, so just ask what I'd like to be called at the moment, or call me whatever. I'm non binary trans and my pronouns are he/him/his/his/himself and ey/em/eir/eirs/emself. I'm unschooled and (not related) I believe in intuitive-communication (aka telepathy). I'm white, able-bodied, DFAB, allosexual and alloromantic ish (still figuring that out), dyadic for all intents and purposes, and I have depression and agoraphobia and an emotionally abusive dad. Do not hesitate to call me out if I say some oppressive bullshit.

Who the fuck even knows what this blog's about... fandoms, social justice, funny stuff, whatever. I can unicycle, play the ukulele, and I live in France/US. I like Merlin, Supernatural, Animorphs (man that was a while ago), and getting into the Marvel universe.

I tag common triggers, but if you need something else tagged, you do not need to justify yourself, just tell me what to tag and I'll do it, no questions asked. Also, I swear a lot.

My fandom sideblog is amerlinisabird, and I take onshot requests there, so, yeah, just so you know.

If you need someone to talk to, or just a listening ear, I'm here. I don't even care if you're following me or not, just unload on me, seriously, I'll always try to help. And don't hesitate to come talk to me about anything! Ask me questions! Tell me about your day! Let's be friends! I'm not kidding, you can totally just say "HEY LETS BE FRIENDS" and start talking about whatever the bloody hell you want.
(if you're a french trans person, pls pls pls talk to me!) :)

Have a look around, enjoy your stay. You know how to find me.

(If you somehow know me from offline, uh... hi? Now you know, I guess.)

If you gender bodies without their owner's consent, go away. Don't you fucking dare come near me.

MY GENDER RIGHT NOW IS:
Male?

(currently trying out ey/em/eir/eirs/emself pronouns, so if you want to use those for me that'd be acceptable)

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reikaoki:

imthezombiequeen:

alishalovescats1701:

crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

oh

And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

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  • me at dog on street: hi cutie!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • dog: (ignores)
  • me: (walks away) (wonders where did i go wrong) (questions when my life became like this)

eternalsummr:

bringing this back.

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chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

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canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

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jojolian69:

if you refuse to use someone’s preferred pronouns, DO NOT TALK TO THEM AND DO NOT REFER TO THEM AT ALL in any way.

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mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

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You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

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